fleshlucifer:

cyberthug13:

dam can you imagine a porno with good acting

like oscar worthy

makin you cry and shit while you jackin off

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men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
Having a skype call with your best friend

suwakoko:

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besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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Artist: teslatea
Track: "oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters"
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